FTRT #72: The Most Offensive Thing That Could Ever Be Said

Dustin doesn’t learn any lessons about socks or otherwise, Thomas thinks the first Godfather is a bad movie, William wet the bed longer than he should have, and David learns that the dream of new socks every day will actually ruin your feet. Also, Dennis Rodman is a traitor, ancient Greeks fighting blue whales, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is the best Star Trek movie, Uwe Boll’s movies, and more!

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FTRT #71: Jake Socks

Dustin’s attempt to give Thomas a gift is brutally rebuffed, Thomas is still addicted to Dota 2, William is oddly excited about Transformers 4’s Dinobots, and David is still mad about Left 4 Dead 2. Also, Micheal Bay’s sexism and/or racism, Twitch Plays Pokemon, Steven Seagal runs like a girl, the conspiracy theory that explains the bad Pixar movies, why no one should ever say “thug”, and more!

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FTRT #70: Hand Hugs

Dustin returns to the podcast with tales about how his father took thousands of dollars of inheritance from him and how his bank and a tow-truck driver conspired to swindle him. Thomas, meanwhile, is incredibly upset by the idea that he and Dustin are similar or close in any way because of his inherent antipathy towards males. Also, global warming, burnt coal slush, a black metal murderer, the Norwegian prison system, arguments about who exactly has the right to be butthurt, bulldozers, and more!

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FTRT #69: Everything to Do With Childhood Materialism

Thomas’s atheism and rationalism has come into sharp conflict with his love for the lie we tell children about Christmas and William’s Christmas is defined by Jessica Simpson. 

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FTRT #68: And Then One Time They Cut Off All the Dicks

Thomas discusses the plot of The Hobbit in the book vs the movies and William stalks Thomas in Dota 2.

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